Bring Me Yourself

Here is a funny dialogue between two strange men.  Enjoy.


A: I feel uneasy.  Please help me calm myself down.

B: Then, pull what you call "myself" out and show it to me.

A: OK, I'll try. 



(A few hours later, 'A' comes back)


A: I couldn't find myself.

B: Well, I think you've already calmed yourself down.